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ALEC DE WINTER

ALEC DE WINTER

BRITAIN'S FUNNIEST COMEDY AUCTIONEER*

BRITAIN'S FUNNIEST COMEDY AUCTIONEER*

* Specialising in hyperbole and caustic social insight.

Let's make some cash and toy with a few nights in the process.

Let's make some cash and toy with a few nights in the process.

THANK YOU FOR MAKING IT THIS FAR.
YOU ARE NOW IN THE AUGUST COMPANY
OF JUST 6% OF READERS.

THANK YOU FOR MAKING IT THIS FAR. YOU ARE NOW IN THE AUGUST COMPANY OF JUST 6% OF READERS.

BOOK ME
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BOOK ME

How does it work?

How does it work?

— MAKING BIG £££ FOR MASSIVE CAUSES —

— MAKING BIG £££ FOR MASSIVE CAUSES —

HYPERBOLE & POT STIRRING

Auctioneer uses auxiliary prizes, personal guarantees and underhand compliments to ensure a frenzy of bidding and unhealthy competition.

PSYCHOLOGICAL MANIPULATION

Auction participants are played off against each other in a kind-spirited but deeply manipulative way, ensuring maximum revenue generation.

Now please book me immediately.

I am currently taking bookings for
2020 and am very happy to grant you
a discounted introductory rate for
your first booking.

EMAIL: ALEX@ALEXWINTERBOTHAM.CO.UK

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ALEX-4-e15714098775622

Now please book me immediately.

I am currently taking bookings for 2020 and am very happy to grant you a  discounted introductory rate for your first booking.

EMAIL: ALEX@ALEXWINTERBOTHAM.CO.UK

What have I auctioned off recently?

What have I auctioned off recently?

auction1

AESOP GIFT SET

RRP: £30
HAMMER PRICE: £130

 

Technique used:
Playing on the hygiene
insecurities of a banker

auction2

DATE WITH IRRITATING BLOKE

RRP: £worthless
HAMMER PRICE: £225

 

Technique used:
Sympathy generation and arousal of
women via sensual imagery

auction3

ALPINE RETREAT

RRP: £450
HAMMER PRICE: £1,850

 

Technique used:
FOMO and guarantee of snow
despite melting glaciers

The Auction Competitiveness Index

The Auction Competitiveness Index

BASED ON RECENT RESEARCH GATHERED FROM RESPONDENTS AT MY AUCTIONS - AFTER EACH LOT HEART RATES INCREASE EXPONENTIALLY.

BASED ON RECENT RESEARCH GATHERED FROM RESPONDENTS AT MY AUCTIONS - AFTER EACH LOT HEART RATES INCREASE EXPONENTIALLY.

The data to the right is highly subjective
and totally unverifiable

#ExtortionAuction

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The data to the right is highly subjective
and totally unverifiable

#ExtortionAuction

"Something a bit different for the circuit...incredible... raised a fabulous amount of money. "

"Something a bit different for the circuit...incredible... raised a fabulous amount of money. "

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